Thursday, October 7, 2010

Smart Sardar

>Smart Sardar................. > > > >

Once a cruise ship carrying people from all the

>nations was going on
> >a 'around the world' tour when it got grounded.
 > >The ship became slow
> >and finally came to a grinding halt.Captain of
> >the ship called an
 > >emergency meeting and told the passengers,
 > >" Friends, we are in trouble because of God's
> >being angry with us. We
> >need to give sacrifice and I need three people to
> >sacrifice their
 > >life so that rest of us can be saved."
> > > >All of them moved towards the Deck where a
 > >japnese came forward and
> >shouted "Long live japan" and jumped into the
>sea.
 > > > >Then a Israeli jew stepped forward said
>"Hellulaja" and dived into
 > >the sea.
 > > > >After that no one came forward for few seconds
> >while people stared at
 > >each other and suddenly out of nowhere a Sardarji
> >came forward near
> >the railing and chanted, " Jo bole-so-nihal, sat
> >sri akaal, wahe
> >guruji da khalsa, wahe
> >guruji di fateh, Jai maa Kali, Jai maa Durga, Jai
> >Hanuman, jai Sri
> >Ram, Jai siva-sankar, Jai baba nanak di, Jai
> >jawan jai kissan
 > >".................... and finally yelled at the
 > >top of his voice,
> >"Bharat mata ki jai",
> >And Kicked the pakistani standing next to him in
 > >the sea. > > > > > > > > > > > >

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