Cool Santa.....

Cool Santa!................. > > > > > >

Sardar Santa Singh Ji is the English teacher in a

 > >school. He is very

 > >well renowned for all his students do very well

>in exams. The school

 > >is having an inspection and the inspector decided

> >to visit the > >English class. This is what transpires :

 > >Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA "

> >Students (in chorous) : "GADHA "

> >Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE

 > >PECHE GADHA "

> >Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE

 > >GADHA" > >Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE

 > >PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE

> >PECHE MAI"

 > >Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE

> >GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE

> >MAI" > >Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE

> >PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE

> >PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "

> >Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE

> >GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE

> >MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH"

> > > >By this time the inspector is furious. He

 > >confronts the principal and

>shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching

> >to students. He is > >supposed to betaking an English class and what

 > >he is saying is GADHA

> >, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE

> >KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH.

 > > > >The principle too is shocked , Santa Singh the

> >famous English teacher

> >doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa

 > >Singh. Principal : "

> >Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling

> >these students, GADHA , > >GADHE KE PECHE GADHA ,

> >GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH ".

> >Santa Singh : " Yes i was telling all this in

> >class, but i was only

> >teaching the students the spellings of

> > > >ASS-ASS-I-NATION